So this is how it will go.
I have a small collection of cricket reports written since 2003. The reports detail the mediocre, oft surreal adventures of a group of cricketers hereafter known as UCLES*. If the name is known to you then it requires no explanation. If it means nothing then fear not, for it probably always will.
Every week across the long, cricketless months, I will drop one of these reports here and run away. When I have none left I will begin to improvise but until such times the merry madness will unwind before your very eyes. I hope you enjoy them...