Thursday 21 August 2008

Leg glance

Bizarrely, I've had some readers - let's call them fans - complaining that there aren't any reports up here yet. Patience people, the Olympics is not going to watch itself.

The first report will be up on September 1st and I intend to start with an UCLES* victory from the mediocre 2006 season.

In the way of a tease, I can tell you that Tom Wylie was man of the match and the report features a cummberbund, Lenny Henry, a young lady's buttock and a reticulated giraffe. Ahh, the memories...