Sorry we're a bit late this week. I bet you're all bothered...
Only arms length into the vault today to scoop out a report, and a comfortable victory, from this May.
The headline-grabbers at this point were of course Manchester United and Chelsea who had just decided the European Cup with penalty strokes. What a sight it was - an old man in a white tracksuit dancing in the rain. A few years ago they would have given him a community nurse, nowadays he gets a knighthood...
UCLES* took to the field as Gill, Linsdell, Skipper Steve, Brock, Danson (rtd), Lane, Parikh, Spittle, Siyambalapitiya, Hemmings and Ordish.